Who is LateNightBaby?

LateNightBaby never has a bedtime. TV raised Baby on reruns, infomercials, and late-night no-budget local ads so ubiquitous Baby will always remember the numbers. That’s where Baby learned the truth: whatever you need, somebody promises it — and they’re open ’til 4 a.m.

Tattoos, bail bonds, limo rides, therapy— if Baby wants it, there’s a LateNightBaby service awaiting the call. And what Baby wants, Baby gets.

Baby needs? Adult responds. Cigarette glowing, no questions asked.

And LateNightBaby? Always smiling. Because in this world, the commercials never lie, the services always deliver, and everything is open ’til 4 a.m.