Tuesday - 2:07am - 1800LateNightBabyBailBonds.com

Tuesday - 2:07 a.m. — 1800LateNightBabyBailBonds.com

Roll tape:

Commercial Voiceover [grainy, over-modulated]:

“Need out fast? Call 1800LateNightBabyBailBonds.com. We don’t ask questions, we just jingle the keys. Open ’til 4 a.m.”

Dispatcher [tinny headset mic, phones ringing faintly in background]:

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Adult [keys jangling, crib bars creaking open, faint cigarette exhale]:

"Alright then."

Dispatcher [clickety-clack of typing]:

“How would you rate our service? Four and a half stars? You’ll call us again? Thank you, LateNightBaby.”

Commercial Voiceover [grainy, over-modulated, proud]:

“Another satisfied customer! 1800LateNightBabyBailBonds.com — Open ’til 4 a.m.”